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    Default WOT: A new beat!

    Good day one and all!

    I know this just may not be the place...but I just could not help myself!!
    * This is what occurs when you have been inside for too long!


    Q: What would you call the beat if Al Gore were to come up with it?
    A: An Al Go-rhythm!!

    PS: No guttural discharged on your keyboard now!!

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    Default Re: WOT: A new beat!

    My dad and I were working on this joke just a couple weeks ago. We were thinking it was more like this:

    Q: What form of birth control did Tipper use back in the day?
    A: Al Gore-rhythm

    Never did quite finish crafting it (as you may have noticed). And, much like yours, better spoken than written.

    But when we're done polishing, we expect Henny Youngman will buy it. He's still out there, right?
    Dave "it aint the heat, it's the humidity" Labrecque
    Becket, Massachusetts

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    Default Re: WOT: A new beat!

    Dave,

    "...Henny Youngman will buy it. He's still out there, right?"

    No. It appears de died back the 24th of February, 1998!

    And, "Yes"...he was certainly a great one-liner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_es335 View Post
    Dave,

    "...Henny Youngman will buy it. He's still out there, right?"

    No. It appears de died back the 24th of February, 1998!

    And, "Yes"...he was certainly a great one-liner.
    Yeah, I know. He'd be, like, 113. I think we last saw him in Mel Brooks' "History Of The World, Part I."
    Dave "it aint the heat, it's the humidity" Labrecque
    Becket, Massachusetts

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